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bell jar beehive
In an interesting experiment, this beekeeper decided to see what would happen if he put a glass jar over one of the holes in a beehive. The result is nothing less than… nightmare inducing… :S via slightlywarped.com
wtf!
One client called me this morning.
After a brief discussion and proposing
the price, suddenly he said :
“I’m sorry, I thought freelancers work
for free.”
One client called me this morning.
After a brief discussion and proposing
the price, suddenly he said :
“I’m sorry, I thought freelancers work
for free.”
wtf!
Client: “I don’t want the green to have any yellow in it.”
Us: “You’d like something more blue instead?”
[Five minutes of silence.]
Client: “No, I want a green without any yellow in it.”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“If you’re going to charge me 40$ an hour to make my website I would like to install a camera in your office so I’m 100% sure you don’t bill me for hours where you’re not working.”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“I think this looks good but I’m going to have my daughter look at it too. She’s got a good eye for this stuff and she just did the cover for her high school’s yearbook…
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“Can you make our boss on the video we sent you look younger?”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“We don’t like the font in the logo – could you use the one Microsoft use in their software…I think it’s called Arial. I think everyone likes that one – you see it everywhere.”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“Could we try a darker black?”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“We think there’s too much space, can you put all the services we do inside the logo. And if you can – make it 3D too, so it moves when you tilt the paper.”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“Hello David,
I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.
Simon”
Read David’s reply!
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“I’m not sure about the colour that you’ve used for the background, I guess it looks OK on screen but when I print it on our office printer it kinda reminds me of a pair of corduroys I had as a child.”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
wtf!
“How late can I get you the revisions and still have it ASAP?”
Quoted from Clients From Hell.
